She Wants A Date, Badly

(5:14:13pm) TheGuy: what up

(5:15:46pm) TheGirl: hi! I don't normally IM with people on here, but I guess I can make an exception. :)

(5:15:59pm) TheGuy: why don't you do that normally?

(5:21:24pm) TheGirl: now we are both online checking out each other's profiles, ha ha.

Big Knockers

(5:13:55pm) TheGuy: whats up

(5:14:22pm) TheGirl: Hi, not much. how are you?

(5:14:48pm) TheGuy: i'm great. you?

(5:15:04pm) TheGirl: Having a mellow afternoon :-)

(5:15:25pm) TheGuy: it's sort of hard to tell from your pictures (which I love by the way), but what's your bra size?

The Quick Finisher

(5:49:06pm) TheGuy: Do you ride the ferry a lot or something?

(5:49:39pm) TheGirl: sometymes

(5:49:58pm) TheGuy: i like the ferry because of the pretty water it runs on.

Hammer, Please

(2:21:17pm) TheGuy: you're ugly.

(2:21:30pm) TheGirl: I guess you like ugly

(2:21:39pm) TheGuy: it's a gangsta term

(2:21:41pm) TheGuy: like "you're badass"

My Priapism

(4:20:09pm) TheGuy: I need some head. You game?

(4:20:26pm) TheGirl: what is with you?

(4:20:33pm) TheGuy: well, my penis is engorged.

I'm Lost!

(5:14:15pm) TheGuy: i have amnesia and can't remember how to get home. can you help me?

(5:51:36pm) TheGirl: wha?

(5:51:52pm) TheGuy: i'm lost and i forget who i am.

(5:51:54pm) TheGuy: i need help.

Sing Into My Purple Mic

(6:11:48pm) TheGuy: have you ever sung using a purple microphone?

(6:12:15pm) TheGirl: What do you mean?

(6:12:23pm) TheGuy: a microphone colored purple.